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For anyone who needs a little caffeine and a lot less small talk, this tee says it for you with personality and comfort.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk and heavyweight for lasting comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for soft color, texture, and lived-in feel\u003cbr\u003e- Relaxed fit with tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, durable silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching on all seams and sewn-in label for reinforced construction\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL in 58 colorways; consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":48801453637817,"sku":"17743662606356143922","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ S","offer_id":48801453670585,"sku":"17858015633333597225","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":48801453703353,"sku":"42973120778898259754","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":48801453736121,"sku":"23029908988805277265","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":48801453768889,"sku":"10207842444215085974","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ M","offer_id":48801453801657,"sku":"10178505013810013560","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":48801453834425,"sku":"18399144895082515959","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":48801453867193,"sku":"59164318678878505105","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":48801453899961,"sku":"11984442759288463403","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ L","offer_id":48801453932729,"sku":"11997183235687651627","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":48801453965497,"sku":"19067435824686024177","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48801453998265,"sku":"83171525582540018189","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":48801454031033,"sku":"29798889170779328405","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":48801454063801,"sku":"39860906019627674362","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ XL","offer_id":48801454096569,"sku":"75946729483312200116","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":48801454129337,"sku":"81897087476934124984","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48801454162105,"sku":"28717834760774552240","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":48801454194873,"sku":"10245549611391346401","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":48801454227641,"sku":"11650758755297489998","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 2XL","offer_id":48801454260409,"sku":"29030441088845647165","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":48801454293177,"sku":"28867746747244924521","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48801454325945,"sku":"21765458036195038918","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0807\/6109\/4329\/files\/16967291376207067251_2048.jpg?v=1787344061","url":"https:\/\/thesouthernthreadco.com\/products\/coffee-before-talkie-goose-t-shirt","provider":"The Southern Thread Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}